T-Shirt - "Never Trust a Fart After 50" Tee

This relaxed-fit tee brings wry humor to everyday wear with a bold, tongue-in-cheek front print: “Never TRUST a FART after 50.” The heavyweight, garment-dyed cotton feels substantial and broken-in from the first wear, with a soft hand and lived-in color that settles into your routine. It’s the kind of shirt you reach for when you want to spark a laugh at a backyard barbecue, break the ice at a family gathering, or turn a milestone birthday into a moment of shared humor. Thoughtfully constructed with double-needle stitching, a tubular knit (no side seams) and a sewn-in label, it’s built to last through wash after wash. Available in a wide range of colors and sizes up to 4XL, this tee balances comfort, durability, and a playful attitude for anyone leaning into the lighter side of getting older.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz/yd²) with a soft, garment-dyed finish
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a clean fit
- Durable double-needle stitching on all seams
- Sizes S–4XL available; pre-shrunk and sewn-in label

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean